Never fear, ladies, for chivalry is not dead.
Due to the recent assaults on Maryville College campus, a group of brave young men under the banner of S.H.I.E.L.D. is vowing to be available at any time of day or night in order to escort any damsel in distress or really just any girl who may be scared to walk across campus alone.
I think this is truly amazing. It makes me laugh every time I think about it.
These fellas have banded together to become the heroes of our campus. With nicknames and battle cries like "For Narnia!" and "Shananananaaaaa!" they are sure to put up a fright.
Posters are being hung with warnings to "Hide your kids, hide your wives...'cause they're rapin' everybody out here!" from the popular youtube video linked here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
My only question: Why was this not thought of sooner?
My hat is off to you, gents.
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